The Schmuck's Chronicles

TGI Maud's

TGI Maud's Miscelaneous Stuff


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Updates & comments

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Graphical items you can use

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Where is really the place in question

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The unofficial song of TGI Maud's

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The big TGI Maud's Survey :
answer all the questions and win a trip to TGI Maud's!

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Updates & comments

June 1st, 1995

May 31st, 1995 May 29th, 1995 May 20th, 1995




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Graphical items you can use

If there is some designs that you like on those pages, take a look at the "What you can do with the graphics stuff around" section.



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Where you can find the place in question

You may not have noticed, but the whole story takes place in Paris (France). Clue: there is only one TGI "Something's" in Paris...

You can consult the french phone diary on the web.



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The unofficial song of TGI Maud's

"At TGI"

Hamburgers are always bigger
In somebody else's plate
You dream about going out there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the girl around you
Right here at the rest'rant door
So wonderful is she just for you
What more is you lookin' for?

At TGI
At TGI
Hey boy it's better
Inside it's sweeter
Take it from me
Far into town they say "no way"
Out in the street they run away
While we devotin'
Full time to eatin'
At TGI

Adapted from Under the Sea in "The Little Mermaid"
Music: Alan Menken, original lyrics: Howard Ashman
Performed by: Samuel E. Wright [Sebastian]



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The Big TGI Maud's Survey!

Well, if you enjoyed TGI Maud's Home Page, please fill that little survey. It will give me a chance to know better all the TGI Maud's fans and also its detractors.

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First, who are you?
You are
a woman
a man
a TGI employee
a TGI customer
none of the above
You feel
young
middle
old
bust
You live
in France
abroad
near a TGI
closer than that
You work
for a company
for the government
on your own
for a TGI restaurant
you are not working
You eat
local food
pizza
junk
at TGI Maud's
often
You speak
french
english
abroad
TGI gibberish
both

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Then, about TGI Maud's
You know
TGI Maud's very well
TGI Maud's a bit
not at all this place
Maud better
a good doctor
You have
been there
never been there
been there only once
something urgent to do
You think
it's great
it's gonna be great! TM
who cares
onk
You want to
know this place
eat (anywhere, in fact)
work at TGI Maud's
meet Maud
break my nose
You wish
it was closer
you could afford it
propose Maud
you had a new car
You mean to
go there
go back there
never go there
never return there
marry Maud

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As a conclusion on the TGI Maud's Home Page
This Home Page is
wow!
funny
barely bearable
a piece of trash
what Home Page?
Its author should be
congratuled
whatever
ashamed
in jail
loved by Maud
You want
more of this
less of this
to sue me
to give me money
to love me, always
(note: don't use the last button
unless you are Maud)

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Wanna add something? Shoot:

Leave your e-mail address (optional)


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By the way, I said you could win a trip to TGI Maud's. I am true to my word: the funniest answer to the survey (mostly in the "Wanna Add Something" part) will receive a ticket valid on all the french Metro lines and a map with directions. Leave your e-mail address if you want to participate. Non-regular answers at the "radio buttons" questions will be disqualified. End of the contest: when I will have enough answers. Further notices will be added on the "UpDates & Comments" section.


& o Either you are at the end or you want to go on.
Everything must have an end.
June 1st, 1995